Here are some Christmas jokes from Uncle Amon worthy of any Christmas cracker that kids will like and they make great Dad jokes too.
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About Uncle Amon
Uncle Amon began his career with a vision. It was to influence and create a positive change in the world through children’s books by sharing fun and inspiring stories.
Whether it is an important lesson or just creating laughs, Uncle Amon provides insightful stories that are sure to bring a smile to your face! His unique style and creativity stand out from other children’s book authors because he uses real life experiences to tell a tale of imagination and adventure.
Christmas Jokes
What was the monkey’s favourite Christmas song?
Jungle Bells!
Where does the snowman keep his money?
In the snow bank!
Who delivers cat presents?
Santa Paws!
What are Santa’s helpers taught at an early age?
The elf-abet!
What do elf students do?
Gnome work?
Who delivers presents to sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What songs to Santa’s gnomes sing to him when he comes home freezing on Christmas night?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What do you call a man that claps at Christmas?
Santaplause!
Did you hear about Dracula’s Christmas party?
It was a scream!
What do snowmen do on the weekend?
Chill out!
Which bug does not like Christmas?
A humbug!
Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?
Santa Clues!
What do you get when you cross a famous singer and one of Santa’s helpers?
Elfis Presley!
What do you get if deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle!
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it is Decembrrr!
What do snowmen like most about school?
Snow and tell!
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The Turkey because he’s always stuffed!
What’s Santa called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa Pause!
Is it true that mummies love Christmas?
Yes! Because of all the wrapping!
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
He had no body to go with!
What is the snowman’s favourite snack?
Ice crispies!
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Notes And Links
TheDigitalArtist on Pixabay – The image shown at the top of this page is the copyright of TheDigitalArtist. You can find more great work from the creator Pete and lots more free stock photos at Pixabay.
Uncle Amon – Kindle page. The Christmas Stories image is the copyright of Uncle Amon and his from his book Christmas Stories: Christmas Stories For Kids. These jokes, and more, are in there too and you can get your copy here.